"Blackpool is maybe seen as a bit wild and dangerous for southerners - you won't see it featured in the Guardian - it's about eating fish and chips as you walk down the street. It has a real and palpable energy that's outside snobbery."

The following lecture is well worth 30 minutes of any Americans time...

Us Brits however, well that's another story... :)

Has it come to this? It obviously fucking has, hasn't it? A man can't take a photo of his daughter in a public place without drawing attention to himself as a terrorist, a paedo or a fucking weirdo of some sorts. What utter, utter bullshit...

 I mean what the fuck did the staff on the counter report to the security guards?

Dear Apple Fans,

About your father. If it's any help, he's in the ground now. Sure, it's
bad news for him. But on the other hand, it's party time for all those
little worms. 

Love and Hugs,

Delmorpha

Cheers Gordon... thanks a fucking lot...

 Another reason why Gordon Brown is a cunt, as if you needed one.

Mad yet? Protect and Serve my arse...

This one's less ranty ranty, more clicky clicky.

If any of y'all want to follow me on Twitter you can find me at @ryanbrown1990

I've forgotten what the official OFFS one was but if anyone can tell me, I'll follow and get this shit back up! 

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MASSIVE CUNT!

Face facts. You are a religious nutbar that needs to shut the fuck up about Rapture and the apocalypse, stop bumming kids and stop freaking stupid people out with your 'the end is nigh' bullshit. Fuck off and die in a fire, you cunt. 

Check out this piece of impartial journalism from the Daily Fail...

Can you see the faecal droplet headline right there, drumming up Nationalistic Rage in the bovine masses...

..... just in case you missed it, I've super zoomed it for you...

Metro readers voted Leona Lewis as the Most Influential Woman of the Last Century in a recent poll, thus revealing a large percentage of their audience to have the same collective IQ as a yogurt left in the sun for a couple of days.