I just had to post this article published on the gazette website.

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Painters39-shortcut-leav...

It did give me quite a chuckle. However after reading it thoroughly, i again became concerned at just how fucking stupid people really can be. Please take note of the following paragraph

This is my first post in a long, long time so i thought that i would return with a humorous yet slightly unnerving find.

I just happened to be bored today and i decided to type the word "cunt" into google and i found this:

http://www.amazon.com/Cunt-Coloring-Book-Tee-Corinne/dp/0867193719

Yep! Just what i always wanted - a cunt colouring book. Now you may think that this is slghtly amusing but just read the comments made about the product and it all becomes rather unnerving.

Now how about this as a REAL option to control those offspring of chavs?

Following on from my post about Comet staff stupidity i recently had another run in with stupid staff. This time, though, it was in whsmith.

I had ordered 3 copies of pro evo 5 on psp to flog on ebay. I bough them on the whsmith site and had them delivered to store. Once i thought id allowed enough time for the items to be delivered i decided to pop in and see if they had come in yet. This is a rough copy of what happened:

I just happened to be browsing along when i come across probably the biggest load of shite i have heard in a long time.

Now think of all the great games there have been this year on handheld systems. Zelda phantom hourglass, castlevania, final fantasy etc. All are great games whether you like them or not.

So which one do you think won portable game of the year? Zelda? Nope! Castlevania? Nope! The winner is.............
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Virtua Tennis 3!!!

Today I was in comet picking up an order I reserved online. While I was there I asked the woman at the counter if they had any copies of lumines for psp. I couldn't believe the reply I got - "we don't sell copies"

I can already hear you all saying it - ITS NINTENDOGS DICKHEAD!!!!

Well I know that, but most of the moronic british public seem to have missed it. Im always hearing some cunt with inability to read saying "Nintendo dogs".

Learn to fucking read you cunts.

Today I paid a visit to gamestation to buy a game which I knew was on offer for a good price. While standing at the counter being served, I noticed that there was a guy stood at the counter with a large pile of games including some ds and ps2 games and a psp.

Today i thought i would make a super effort to buy some bargain games online (other than from ebay where prices are still being forced high by tossers who have no idea how to shop online).

I went in search of some specialist game price comparison sites and i found a good few and also stored some good URL's for later use.

Did everybody have a good xmas or was it just a sorrow-drowning heap of morbidness?