This one's less ranty ranty, more clicky clicky.

If any of y'all want to follow me on Twitter you can find me at @ryanbrown1990

I've forgotten what the official OFFS one was but if anyone can tell me, I'll follow and get this shit back up! 

Right guys as you may or may not have seen there have been quite a few spam ads, if you are one of these cunts then would you kindly FUCK OFF?

Thanks! 

Well nobody's said anything about the election but I think this page from the BBC is quite fitting...

Wheel clampers are cunts.

Any objections? 

Get fucked!

What the fuck is going on with people's comments lately?

The whole point of this website is to complain about whatever the fuck we want and now all of a sudden we have people trying to get us to be PC!

Got summat to tell ya

PISS OFF

Just to let everyone know, I'm not dead, just not had a lot to blog about recently, although if i was dead here's a list of the people I would like my death blamed on:

Terrorists,

Paedophiles,

Some of you may have noticed a distinct lack of me on this website and the internet as a whole, i would usually complain about exams or wanky teachers but i cannot even connect to the internet! so yeah will blog more when i can get back online :), until then au revior!

just so you know i'm writing this over at my nan's house.

Somehow a 5 year old boy has got a patent for sticking two brooms together. The full story can be read here : http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7350341.stm and the most shocking part? "Mr Houghton, who by chance is a patents lawyer, was so impressed he decided to help Sam apply for a patent." By Chance?!?! fuck off!