Dave TV
There's another one going on my list of things I hate about Dave.
It's not as if there isn't some funny stuff on there from time to time, but the amount of other crap just drones all the good stuff out.
1. How the hell do Dave get away with cutting out five minutes of a 30 minute program just to fit it in the 30 minute slot?
2. Unfunny voiceovers inbetween programs.
3. a "Chosen by Dave" Translated "On BBC 6 months ago, and shown now ... again."
3. b Only six original shows.
4. Batteries not included. Advertised as the amazing John Cleese talking about gadgets. Actually a talking head program ful of non-celebrities. Five or ten minutes of John Cleese. The worst part? You can tell someone else scripted it for him, he co-wrote Fawlty Towers and Monty Python. Just let him write his own stuff for fucks sake.
5. "Coming up next, a new series of ______." (We obviously mean new to this channel, not new in general.)
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Any time I happen to flick
Any time I happen to flick past Dave, it seems to be showing an old Top Gear - I honestly thought that's all it showed!
The fact it's named after a
The fact it's named after a man to trick wife beating sofa-wankers into thinking it's someone they can also have a pint down the pub with after watching cunts cross the English Channel in another fucking HILARIOUS car-boat.
And does Bravo get no beef?
"BRAVO
Introducing 'Street Crime UK Unseen, Underage Heroin Special 5: Yes, I'm Puking Again' with the most cliche bloke comments since Danny Dyer's last english breakfast.. ..since 1986."
FUCK.
10 months late, but cool site.
You have to love those Street Crime type shows
I don't suppose they're as effective these days now there are a million channels to choose from, but in the good old days of a choice of 4 they acted as a subtle reminder not to fuck with State Power and you can't Beat the System. These days they just act as a reminder to never, ever, ever live in Leeds, Nottingham or any working class town, and to adhere to the strict policy of "stab first" when it comes to hoodie wearing teenagers.
Are teenagers still even wearing hoodies?! This is how out of touch with the kids I am...
In any case, welcome to the site Micky.. we don't post as much as we used to but we're all quite, quite mad in once sense or another!
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