GCSE Results at RECORD HIGH!
Well done to all those students who passed their GCSEs at record levels... you really deserve it.. *slow claps*
(For those of you "book smart" students who scraped a C at English, there is an air of sarcasm about the previous statement...)
I congratulate young people for their achievements today, and we should all take pride in their success.
Schools minister Vernon Coaker
Really? We should all take pride in the fact that standards in education are slowly deteriorating year after year thanks to the continual proof that children are learning to forgot and therefore not really learning anything at all? Seriously??
What a fucking shower of cock sandwiches.
Exams are getting easier. Fact. Whether this is because children are learning to pass the exams more easily, standards are lowering or the exams themselves are getting easier, I don't know, but when a graph for grading the intelligence of the general populace of this country steadily rises year after year, you have to think something is up.
What you would expect is some consistency surely? An occasional freak year where the UK has bred smart/retarded children for whatever reason, but grades should consistently show the yawning gulf in intellect in this country? Knowing our very own Lurker is a Statistician by trade, he must surely be able to shed a better light on this? ;)
To be honest, I really couldn't give two fucks about GCSE grades (or A level grades for that matter). I would be less likely to employ someone with straight A's across the board than someone with a bit of deviation. Well done, you can sit in every night and digest the turd they call the National Curriculum. Your an Idiot (sic).
Saying that, if Labour have their way, every student will be guaranteed a A*-C soon. Socialism FTW! :|
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They're ALL winners...
Can't have the thick fuckers feeling inferior to the clever ones, just because they spent their entire school years shitting themselves and smearing it on their slack-jawed faces.
Being on the exam board must be the easiest fucking job in the world.
"Ah. Here's one that's obviously got a firm grasp of the subject at hand. I'll give it an A"
"Ah, and this one has just drawn crude cocks all over his exam paper. Better give it an A"
"And what's this? Someone's actually wiped their arse on the paper? Filthy chavscum. Still, it's got to be an A, hasn't it?"
Exams are definitely
Exams are definitely getting easier and here is what i think.
Spot Fucking On!
Opposition of the Liebour Party should print that on campaign leaflets and hand them out to the sheeple of the country. They wont wake up, it's just another grain of truth they can overlook and continue down their blinkered lives.
this isn't necessarily fair.
this isn't necessarily fair. My school has its fair share of dumbasses, and I don't need people like you saying that they're all going to get as high grades as I am because exams are getting easier. I work hard to get good grades, I'd rather not feel worthless for getting them.
A Lesson in Life
Now imagine how the millions of people in the years previous feel year after year hearing that students are getting ever increasing top marks... unfortunately its a ever shitpile of qualifications that don't really matter in the real world once you get to university.
Just keep your head down, get yourself a decent, non-flowery degree and you'll be fine. It all comes out in the wash as they say... those numb nuts peers you once studied with will still end up in a McJob and you'll be up, up, up the ziggurat lickerty split in no time. You may even want to join our writing team in a few years and have a damn good moan about the ever decreasing standards of the British education system! ;)
Oh fuck off you cynical
Oh fuck off you cynical twat.
Is it any wonder almost all 'young people' are disilusioned, whiney emo freaks. They spend years of their life working for grades, constantly being told they're not as clever people used to be. Then when they finally get the grades and prove that they are just as intelligent as anyone else everyone just brushes it off saying "Oh well the exams are much easier."
Fuck you. I bet you couldn't even pass GCSE RE.
Why would anyone want to
Why would anyone want to pass GCSE RE?
Well
Sure does look like someone doesn't get the point of OFFS.com, not only that but I'm guessing you're quite young and haven't got straight A's like your classmates so you're feeling down because you've worked and yet haven't got the results you wanted to, so what? just pretend like the exams are easier and that's why people younger than you can get better grades, that's what everyone else seems to be doing.
No, you're right, I couldn't..
..because why the fuck would I want a qualification based on the principles of a bunch of cunts who read a bunch of story books and fables and are willing to blindly believe in mythical characters because if you disagree with their opinion, you're disrespecting their faith and will ignore you....
Sounds like someone didn't get the grades they were hoping for so is trying to boost their ego by fighting for the corner that GCSEs are still hard...
Questioning my qualifications though isn't exactly you're best form of attack unfortunately... 10 GCSEs, 3 A Levels, one HND, one Honours Degree and I'm a MCTS in ASP.NET 2.0 in Windows and Web development I'm afraid....... what else have you got, bollock chops?
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