IT'S AN INTERNATIONAL CRISIS, MANUEL!

This Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs thing is getting right on my tit-ends now.

Ok, so he phoned him and told him he'd banged his granddaughter. Now, that might be a little harsh, but be honest, we've ALL done it. Hardly the end of the fucking world, is it?

So why the fuck is the PRIME MINISTER involved? Seriously, the prime fucking minister, the guy who's meant to be busy digging the country out of the economic shit-pit he's dropped us into, has felt the need to get involved over what is, basically, nothing worse than a schoolkid's prank.

And the amount of complaints! Fuck me backwards! What is WRONG with people? It started out with two complaints. TWO! Now, there's over TEN BASTARD THOUSAND!! It's obvious these people are just fucking bandwagon-jumping. I'd love to meet them and stab each and every one of them in the eye with a sharpened dog turd, the fuckwitted bastards! AAAARGH!

And finally,

Andrew Sachs, if you are reading this - I've never shagged your Granddaughter. But if I ever get the chance, I will do, in every available hole!

Georgina Baillie 

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Overreaction indeed

I seriously couldn't believe this had hit the 10,000 complaints level... that's a lot of crabby old cunts with sand in their vaginas... I mean check out some of the comments on the Have Your Say section.

Thankfully it's a section of sensible people saying this is ridiculous and a complete overreaction, then the COCWSITVs calling for them both to be sacked. Gordon Brown is still a cunt and if this isn't complete proof that he's completely out of his deranged little head, I don't know what is...

And the obligatory Would. In the ear. No Vaseline either.

Delmorpha | 29 October, 2008 - 11:23

Breaking news: They've been

Breaking news: They've been suspended, and complaints have risen to 18,000. Fucks sake!! Also, it appears David Cameron has called for the BBC to justify why it broadcast it. Good to know just how busy our top politicians are....

More on this most important of news items as it breaks.

madbloke | 29 October, 2008 - 12:03

Russel Brand's quit.

So he'll be on Channel 4 when all this blows over.

Phil112 | 29 October, 2008 - 19:19

27,000 fucking complaints

27,000 fucking complaints now! I fucking despair of people! Also STILL the top story on the BBC website. Obviously far more important than ever worsening financial fuckery, murders, suicide bombers and a whole host of other bad shit that happens.

madbloke | 30 October, 2008 - 08:04

Fuck You, Louis Walsh

"Speaking to BBC News at the National Television Awards, X Factor judge Louis Walsh said he was "glad" the two presenters had "been put in their place".

"It's about time. Jonathan Ross does and says what he wants and gets away with it," he said. "

That guy is such a weasely little cunt and needs to shut his fucking mouth...

This is getting ridiculous now, are people really that bored they're acting like a lynch mob over this? We sit back blindly letting Gordon "CuntFuck" Brown plough billions of tax payers money to support the gambling habits of our banks and securing the tight grip of fiscal control they have on this nation and say nothing, yet over 31,000 now have gone to the effort of complaining over this bullshit.

Delmorpha | 30 October, 2008 - 17:32

27,000 Complaints

And only 2 of them were from people who heard the show on broadcast.

If it wasn't the truth, it would make a witty observation on the festering nomarks who shouldn't bother to breathe.

Unfortunately, it really was 2 people.

:(

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