Does anyone remember when Delmorpha won the irish lottery?? Well I got one better from a lovely Mr Richard. He is offering me £15million pounds!!!one1

Obviously I just had to reply. Here's the original message... feel free to spot the mistakes.
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My Good Friend,
I know this email might come to you as a surprise but I will advise you to go through my offer and make a decision instead of rushing into a hasty conclusion without understanding the Opportunity I am bringing to your door step. My Name is Richard and I am a banker by profession. In the course of performing my legitimate duties early this year, I came across some files of one of our late clients whose account has an outstanding balance of 15million pounds. Upon proper scrutiny, I discovered he did not put any name as the beneficiary of his asset incase of his demise. According to the banking Laws here, if such funds remain unclaimed for a specific period of time, it will be transferred to the government treasury and reserves as unclaimed funds therefore instead of allowing these corrupt politicians at the helm of government affairs to take hold of this fund if it is declared to the IRS, I propose to do a deal with you and front you to my bank as the deceased relative so that
the bank will release the funds t
Let me know if you will do the deal so I can provide you with further details on what we will do. Bear in mind that this deal is risk-free, legal and legitimate.
Regards
Mr. Richard
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Of course a reply was needed, however it won't be of much use to Mr. Richard, as I already had a deal:

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Hi Mr Richard,

Unfortunately I've already accepted a business oppotunity in Burma selling inflatable coffins, so they can either bury the dead or use them as a canoe. If you would like to help with what is a worthwhile, legit, completely risk free and morally sound business venture, then please supply the following details for a free* information pack:

1) Full Name
2) Full Address
3) Shoe Size
4) Complete bank details
5) Wife's bra size (with pictures for proof)
6) Favourite colour

Thank you for your time in this matter, please reply soon

Your dear friend,

Corinthian Smith Snr.

*upon receipt of mailing details for the information pack, please send £50 and a SAE for processesing.

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