The Outrage! Stoke fan should be Crowned as Best Fan Ever, not banned!

Horse getting punched in statue

This man is my new hero and Stoke City need to erect a statue of him outside there ground as a stern reminder to horses not to fuck with him and to everyone that visits the stadium that he is FUCKING AWESOME.

If fact, as tribute, Wiener Rathaus in Vienna should send their utterly brilliant bronze status of a dude punching a horse to Stoke City to borrow so they can copy it, only in a bigger format!

The incident didn't even cost him that much, totalling £315 to punch the big, stupid, long faced asshole right in the chops.

This is why the concept of animal rights has ruined our society. Back in the day people who punched horses were celebrated as Nation Heroes and their legacy cast in bronze for all to see. These days we just get banned from watching the football...

Fucking horses....... 

 

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You are a fucking dumb ass

You are a fucking dumb ass you redneck piece of shit. Why don't you go kill yourself so that no one has to deal with your stupid ass again. People like you are what makes humans seem so stupid. I can't believe you think that guys a hero you stupid fuck.

Anonymous (not verified) | 29 May, 2009 - 18:35

Awesomeness...

Seriously... I'm the fucking dumbass?!

You are a prime example of "horse people", and even if I didn't hate horses for the fact they are big, ugly, arrogant fuck stains, I could never like them through the association with people like you, you dirty horse fucker...

1. Redneck. Look it up and you'll find it describes an uneducated, unsophisticated, or poor white person, typically used to describe residents of the rural Southern US. Firstly I live in the UK, in one of the wealthiest constituencies no less. Secondly, having actually graduated from University, never fucked my sister, and having more teeth than brain cells, I find the comparison of my intellect to anyone from The Deep South quite amusing.

2. Satire. Also look it up. I know some Americans have a hard time understanding British humour but sarcasm and irony aside, did you really thing I wrote this trying to make a serious point??

3. An Hero. Look it up and do it, you fucking Horse Fucking douchebag...

Delmorpha | 1 June, 2009 - 12:52

Hmm

Hey well mr anonymous is a hard man ain't he...never mind that Delmorpha hates horses...penis

BrownieBoy1990 | 1 June, 2009 - 12:08

Scott ?

Yo, Mr Anonymous, you haven't got a post-man friend called Scott do you?
He was a dickhead who didn't appreciate our sense of humour either. Oh yeah, and he fucked gerbils or some shit!!

Horse | 1 June, 2009 - 18:51

How come...

there's a horse posting comments.  Are you going to punch him Del?

lurker | 1 June, 2009 - 21:05

Some mane points...

Technically, i'm not a Horse.
I just have massive nostrils, a really long face and a sprightly gallop.
Oh, and i'm partial to the occasional sugarlump (neigh).

Horse | 2 June, 2009 - 09:21

Horses Are Amazing! And I

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I am not going to call you a

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