R day is approaching. R for MORE ROADWORKS
What the hell is it with roadworks? I've always moaned that they seem to appear at the same time but now they've got it to a tee! There's signs warning of roadworks near my house, in the middle of Warton and in the middle of Blackpool road just before Preston. They all have a date on them and, guess what, THE'RE ALL THE SAME FRICKING DATE!. These three sets of roadworks are happening on the 18th of Feb! Why at the same time? It's as if the lazy roadworkers only work 1 batch a month! I'm now gonna have to get up 10 minutes earlier just to compensate. It wouldn't be so bad with one set but 3!
This must be further proof that god doesn't exist. If he does then I have to go up to heaven and give god a bitch slap!
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You're Right My Son
All these works happened "around 'ere" week commencing 11th February 2008.
Train line work. Motorway work. Road work.
"Around 'ere" week commencing 11th February was Half Term week.
tis ridiculous
Is it a touring troupe of roadworkers? Block the roads and rails on a particular week. In fact I think its half term for a few schools round here as well (nice and clever!)
Looking busy
They do it so they look busy and hard working to the ignorant masses as they ferry their bastard offspring to an early death at McDonalds...
You wouldn't mind so much if you felt like they were ever doing any work but I can't remember the last time I drove through road works and saw on of the cunts actually doing something other than reading The Sun and drinking a brew
Show off!
Hey Dude,
Not wanting to try be the fountain of fucking knowledge or some shit but the councils try to spend as much money on (un-necassary) roadworks before the tax year end in April, therefore making it look like they made fuck all money each year.
I thank you.
UPDATE! Think your right Horse
You must be right Horse because guess what the road works near me are doing.... EXTENDING THE GOD DAMN PAVEMENT!!!!!!!! It's big enough already! The road is going to now be awkwardly tight to turn properly (and if the bastard drivers near me act their usual way they'll block the road off with their double parking).
Just a waste!
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