Royal Mail are a bunch of SOFT KNOCKING FUCKS : Episode 2 - The Cunts Strike Again
How is it that one company can generate so much content for this blog, and now, do it twice for the exact same fucking issue??
Do we now have to train postmen in the art of door knocking?! I mean, for fucking hells bells, not only does my house have a massive door knocker capable of informing all the Window Twitchers in our cul de sac we have someone at the door for them to have a nosey at, we also have this miracle device called a fucking door bell!
Did Royal Mail use either? Did they fuck... apparently the old card scam was an easier approach to "delivering" mail.
Maybe we've clocked the latest trick by Royal Mail here. Maybe, just maybe, they don't actually carry the parcels with them, I mean that would involve either a vehicle or a strong man to carry them all, they now just carry a shit load of those annoying cards in an attempt to budget cut. Maybe Royal Mail train their staff in the art of Stealth Knocking and Delivery; our drive is stones and our house is single glazed... if you're in, you can hear someone coming up our drive no matter what room you're in.. how we got the card when 2 people were in the house at the time I'll never know.
In any case, for future reference, I've spent my lunchbreak knocking up a quick "How to" guide for Royal Mail entitled "How to draw the attention of people in their homes" as this is the second time this has happened to two separate people.. Postmen are obviously not getting the right information to do their jobs! They can have it free... I just want my post! Cunts!
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Awesome, great job. Now you
Awesome, great job. Now you mention it, I do wonder whether you may be on to something regarding the "delvery fail" cards; they are certainly lighter to deliver than actual parcels; thus cheaper to deliver; thus "stare at door".
Was it an American 360?
I noticed you had Rock Band working (lucky bastard) so I guess you cracked and bought a US machine?
Yes yes I did...
Yeah, found someone selling a replacement console they'd eventually got back from Microsoft on eBay and sniped it for £130 - funny thing is I don't think they realised that their unused Elite HDD they gave me is worth that alone! ;)
I can't tell you how awesome it is though! :)
I have no doubt as to the awesomeness.
I'll be getting it as soon as it's released here, and nice pick-up on the HDD.
Hehehe...
I have a friend that works for Royal Mail, so I forwarded this on to him. Guess what's now stuck to one of the notice boards in my local mail depot?
Some of the stories he tells me of what goes behind the scenes make you wonder how we get any mail at all. Especially when quite a few posties have difficulty with basic numeracy and literacy skills.
Starky....
Cough up some juice. You see that button over there called "create content"? That's your best friend that is.
Oh Yes
Indeed Tis!
fucking cool...
....that is good to hear.
That is exactly the kind of promotion this site needs. Maybe we need to do more of this kind of thing.
I work there. The managers
I work there. The managers are just as big CUNTS as the workers. The sooner the whole parasitic, tax-payer bleeding organisation goes bust the better. They lose one million pounds every day and `do not give a sh*t` becasue the taxpayer pays for it and their pensions. 140,000 people shuffling paper around the country belongs in the last century. Close the Cunts down.
ps. this website is sh*te as well. Just taken eight attempts to post this.
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