Does anyone remember when Delmorpha won the irish lottery?? Well I got one better from a lovely Mr Richard. He is offering me £15million pounds!!!one1

Obviously I just had to reply. Here's the original message... feel free to spot the mistakes.
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My Good Friend,

Ooooh... my first post on here... I hope its decent. If not, feel free to batter me to death with a frozen halibut.

Last weekend I had to go to London to meet a friend for a day, and as a Northerner I've been bred to hate anything remotely southern... so I wanted this day to go well otherwise I'd return home and want to wipe out everything south of the Tyne (apart from Sheffield). Now the north is quiet a distance from London so rather than walk, I had to get a train.