They should send me back where I came from.

A random link directed me to a mockup of the test those foul foreign types have to take in order to become a 'citizen' of our glorious, not-at-all-utterly-shit cuntry.

http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/

Against all expectations, I fucking failed. And failed miserably. 11 out of 24. And I'm willing to guess that you'll fail too. It's damn near fucking impossible!

"How many parliamentary constituencies are there?"

"In which year did married women get the right to divorce their husband?"

How in the name of crispy fuck is any of that even fucking relevant?!?

Come on, governement folk! I know we don't LIKE the peculiar brown people, but at least give them a fighting chance! This just isn't British, old bean!

I now look forward to being deported back to whatever shitpot country I originally smuggled myself in from, and spending the next five years living in a mud hut until I am, inevitably, eaten to death by a feral chicken or something.

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Submitted by madbloke on 13 August, 2009 - 10:21.

SNAP!

Is the following statement TRUE or FALSE?
'Ulster Scots is a dialect which is spoken in Northern Ireland.'

What the fuck is Ulster Scots....???

The number of children and young people up to the age of 19 in the UK is a)13 million b) 14 million c) 15 million or d) 16 million

What a fucking dirty question that is... and how the fuck is relevant to anyone other than a pedophile!?

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 21 seconds

Hahaha.... snap Madbloke... looks like I'm off back to where I came from too..

Delmorpha | 14 August, 2009 - 09:33

I have failed also this

I have failed also this citizen test. Strange is this test not working ;)

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Delmorpha | 26 August, 2009 - 10:27

Woah, that's ridiculous.

Woah, that's ridiculous. Even students learning this sort of stuff in their boring British History classes would still fail this I reckon.

I got 8.

Here's my country's citizenship test: http://www.citizenship.gov.au/learn/cit_test/practice/

Ours are a little easier, but I doubt our government is all that secular.

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