I was recently given the nick name of 'Angry Dad' after the Simpsons episode where Bart makes cartoons about Homer. Last week we're about to get this new CMS system up (which we all now suspect is a bag of wank, I seriously mean all of us think this is now a BOW including the guy who seriously knows his stuff. When this guy says it's pants, it's pants. I could whinge about this seriously expensive BOW CMS till death but I won't) and people were tasked with checking out the chunks of the website they did to see if it looked good before making visible to the world.

I have just had my hub caps nicked from my car. All 4 of them... gone. I had only parked my car in this one car park for 30 mins and I come back and suddenly... "Hmmm my car looks different tonight". Friking no hub caps. Worse was one of the damn things was TIE WRAPPED ON!!! Somebody's actively come and cut it off and waltzed away with it (the've not dumped it in the vicinity, I went looking for them just incase it was some drunk students).

I'll have to inquire about it tommorow, hope they were caught in the act on CCTV, another car looked like it had it's hub caps nicked as well.

What the hell is it with roadworks? I've always moaned that they seem to appear at the same time but now they've got it to a tee!

I'm sick of shuffling around pieces of paper for one lifetime. I still get letters from my bank or from the tax office on paper and it drives me mad. I tidy my room, free of clutter then suddenly some more "important" letters come and I have to faff around retidying again. They sit on the side for half a week before I get round to them.

Need your eyeballs to drive right? Well not according to the way alot of people drive. Especially at higher speeds or during maneuvering.
One initially comical but worrying incident happened when I was driving to Halifax earlier on this year. I was on the motorway and I could see two trucks just ahead,

Road works are after me! I'm sure there's a conspiracy to annoy me and turn me into another Delmorpha clone! I drive to Preston from Lytham every day and there is road works on Blackpool road where it splits into two where one goes to the docks. They have been there since I started my job at the start of September and every day I've see the sign saying Delays possible till Nov 2007. Now today, 3 days till Nov what do I see?

Yo! I'm Whipple Sticks, Delmorpha's friend and supporter. I work in Preston and used to work in Blackpool so I've done alot of driving recently. I've already seen too many other drivers that I hope will crash into a concrete bridge and die but fear they crash into me instead :O

One very recent incident still beggars belief and erodes my faith in humanity every time it crops up. This one is just plain incredulous and will even make YOU feel angry just reading it!