I don't know who it was, but I once met a very stupid person who said to me "you know what... I don't know anyone that _doesn't_ like Ant & Dec" and I simply got up and walked out the room, tongue bleeding. My head practically exploded. I'm sure it was some kind of early do involving the potential In-Laws and at the time they didn't know I was an angry bastard, so rather than burst into a fit of rage, I simply bottled the comment for later use whilst alone, to punch a wall. I mean seriously, what the fuck!

The cretinous duo have plagued our TVs for over a decade and no-one has ever asked them if they occasionally enjoy a nice bum. Not that it matters, nor is it really any of our business. I just think it might cure some of the obvious on screen tension between the two if they were to, and finally answer the question do Ant & Dec actually bum?