A random link directed me to a mockup of the test those foul foreign types have to take in order to become a 'citizen' of our glorious, not-at-all-utterly-shit cuntry.

http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/

Against all expectations, I fucking failed. And failed miserably. 11 out of 24. And I'm willing to guess that you'll fail too. It's damn near fucking impossible!

"How many parliamentary constituencies are there?"