This Russell Brand/Andrew Sachs thing is getting right on my tit-ends now.

Ok, so he phoned him and told him he'd banged his granddaughter. Now, that might be a little harsh, but be honest, we've ALL done it. Hardly the end of the fucking world, is it?

So why the fuck is the PRIME MINISTER involved? Seriously, the prime fucking minister, the guy who's meant to be busy digging the country out of the economic shit-pit he's dropped us into, has felt the need to get involved over what is, basically, nothing worse than a schoolkid's prank.