Having worked Friday/Monday of the Bank Holiday weekend and being on call for the last 2 weekends to boot, one might say one is a little pissed off with work. One might even go so far as saying one is so fucked off with his current employment, the thought of telling ones boss where to shove his fucking job is one I consider on a nanosecondly basis and hence a list of ways to keep yor staff happy and productive, especially when they've been busting a gut for you so you can have a break in your company paid for camper van...

It would be fair to say for the most part I hate my job. Somehow, as the company lost staff, I have morphed from a coder into a free roaming role as a programmer come IT Support Monkey, with more focus on the Support Monkey elements. It now means I have to personally deal with some fucking stupid retards on a daily basis. People who should be sent back in time to be banished to pen and paper for the rest of their existences. In fact, some of these people probably can't even tie their own shoelaces yet they're allowed near a computer. Essentially people with more teeth than brain cells.