Just a quick one that I had to share. I'm in the back garden doing my Alan Titchditch bit and I can hear two young chavs talking to each other in that drone all chavs do, and I receive one of those lines you just couldn't write.

"Whats sandpaper made of? Glass??"

I burst into hysterical laughter. I bit my tongue pretty hard so as to not shout across about there being a pretty big fucking clue right there in the name.

"I dunno mate" the other one replied.