MAN, I fucking hate telesales.

Why is it that they always call just as your sitting down to a meal or about to watch holyoa.....top gear, or something masculine on T.V?
Being a homeowner seems to open you up to the evils of loans, double glazing, new kitchens, pissing cat-flaps, etc.
However, I have started getting wise to these guys!

-Firstly, I must point out that if any of our readers or bloggers work in telesales then it's nothing personal but you can keep your bastard new mobile phone to yourselves.