I just had to post this article published on the gazette website.

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Painters39-shortcut-leav...

It did give me quite a chuckle. However after reading it thoroughly, i again became concerned at just how fucking stupid people really can be. Please take note of the following paragraph

Those all time massive cunts - the royal mail - have lost my shit at least 4 times now.

The first time they lost a DVD. After they lost this DVD the site I bought it from sent me another - and guess what? Yep - the royally appointed shits lost it again!!! I actually had to have the DVD sent a third time to a different address.