The future's bright...

According to some Evolution Theory Prof. the future of the human race is that we split into two groups- a good looking, tall, athletic, well hung/pertly breasted (delete as appropriate for yourself or your sexual preferences) upper class and a race of stupid, ugly goblins.

The full article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6057734.stm

Sounds to me like he's been locked away in his academic hole for to long- bring him up to Oldham and he can see that such a future already exists. Cretinous inbred* genetic atrocities wander the streets off their heads on WKDs while the healthy, intelligent types stay indoors and only come in to contact with the Morlocks when they have their cars washed.

I went to France at the weekend to watch the rugby in Paris on a big screen under the Eiffel tower. This trip has provoked a couple of further thoughts so I might update 3 times in a week, too much?

* I am completely serious about some of the denizens of Oldham showing signs of inbreeding. I don't think it's deliberate, just that no-one knows who their father is so half siblings could easily be reproducing.

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THE FUTURE'S BRIGHT MY FRIEND.
THE FUTURE'S HOLLYOAKS.

THE ARE THE MASTER RACE.

*Noo noo noo dit-diddle-dooooo*

Dr HamHock | 25 October, 2007 - 10:15

Not the only one...

Looks like I'm not the only one to go on a Voyage to Tripout city... this guys obviously been on the mescaline and playing WoW a bit too much. His next comments will be about how it will become necessary to "grind" at our work to "level up" our life experience if we want to achieve our goals and "quests"...

But I concur, this is already taking place throughout the confines of our council estates, trailer parks and the other places the "Great Unwashed" go to do drugs and breed. Their offspring evolves towards their rodent ancestry by the day.

I can't imagine a race of midget butlers as a bad thing though..

Delmorpha | 25 October, 2007 - 11:20

duhh

spelling error, you said upper calss
dumbass

BrownieBoy1990 | 25 October, 2007 - 11:52

I think you'll find

That's a typo, not a spelling mistake. Thicko.

:P

Boris | 25 October, 2007 - 11:54

shhh

shhh

BrownieBoy1990 | 25 October, 2007 - 12:22

anybody seen that korn video?

This reminds me of that korn video where its blurting out statistics about low IQ people (ie. dossers) spawning loads of kids and intelligent people only spawning 1 or 2. Basically its trying to say that the avergae IQ is falling becuase the cunts are multiplying at a vast rate but the non-cunts arent.

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