I have a job. Part 2:

I don't have a job anymore.

Again.

I only did one day there.

Basically, I accepted the job to sell computers and the like. They actually wanted me to sell contract mobile phones instead, but forgot to mention this to me during the 3 minute interview I had.

They also had no idea exactly what they were doing. They just left me standing there on the shop floor, with no instructions. After a 30 second induction period, where I was hastily shown where the photocopier and shredder were located, I was left to single-handedly run the store alone.

I had no idea how the till worked, or how to answer any of the technical questions that were thrown at me by customers.

Here is an example of the kind of technical question that a customer might throw at you if you were to find yourself in a similar situation:

"How much DDR do you need for your front side bus in unison with a PCI express Athlon whilst simultaneously raiding a quad core raptor drive?"

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND HAVE SEX INSTEAD?

Also, on top of this, they never bothered to get any bank details from me. When I pushed them about wages they said they didn't need any bank details yet as I wouldn't get paid for 6 weeks anyway.

I didn't go back.

I hope my ex-boss is reading this now. It will give him something to laugh about.

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Lame

That fucking sucks man... although they do sound a bit tin pot anyway so its probably as well you got the fuck out of there sooner rather than later, even if it would've made good blogging..

Delmorpha | 29 October, 2007 - 12:17

Wow! That sounds stunningly

Wow! That sounds stunningly shit.

madbloke | 29 October, 2007 - 13:04

I don't understand...

What's Dance dane Revolution got to do with why you quit?

Tough break dood.

Boris | 29 October, 2007 - 17:26

you should have...

...got one of your mates to go in and sold them expensive mobiles for cheap and then blame it on the lack of training.

God i fucking hate mobile phone salesman.

The Angry Mage | 29 October, 2007 - 19:15

Shit

That sounds total wank.

thetruthofthepeasant | 30 October, 2007 - 08:50

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