Pig ignorant drivers
Yo! I'm Whipple Sticks, Delmorpha's friend and supporter. I work in Preston and used to work in Blackpool so I've done alot of driving recently. I've already seen too many other drivers that I hope will crash into a concrete bridge and die but fear they crash into me instead :O
One very recent incident still beggars belief and erodes my faith in humanity every time it crops up. This one is just plain incredulous and will even make YOU feel angry just reading it!
Behind my house there's this back street which is the first right turn just after turning off a quite busy main road (literally about 4/5 car lengths away from the main road). We regularly get muppets driving into this road then reversing out of it onto a busier road (with the main road dead close) instead of just driving through it to turn around. A couple of weeks ago I turned down the side road just off the main road, I had some cars ahead of me and some behind. I went to turn down my back street, following the car in front which did the same but then, right at the start of the back street the bastard stopped! I was stationary for about 3-4 seconds wondering what he was doing then suddenly his reverse lights came on! The bitch wanted to reverse out!!! I was stopped right behind him and with all the other cars going down the road there was a mini traffic jam behind me.
Now there are two situations that happened with that scrote in the 3-4 seconds before he stuck it in reverse, both are bad!
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THE BAD - He didn't look behind him
If he looked in his rear view mirror for half a second he would have seen me! Another half a sec he would have seen plenty of other stationary cars there so he couldn't really reverse out if I wasn't there anyway. His lack of rudimentary observation is very worrying. If you don't look WHERE YOUR GOING!!!!....
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THE REALLY REALLY SHOCKINGLY SICKENINGLY DISGUSTINGLY STUPIDITY INDUCING APOPLEXY BAD SCENARIO - He looked... and didn't give a F*CK!
This thought just sends the blood boiling. Imaging the c*nt in his car looking behind him, seeing me waiting, seeing a bunch of cars in grid lock and thinking
F*ck it! They can get f*cked
. If this is true then I'm sorry you don't deserve to drive if you think half a dozen people can get screwed just so that you can do a maneuver you shouldn't even being doing! I wish I had a bunch of demented randy dwarfs at my disposal cause I would set them on this guy for hours on end just to teach the bastard a lesson (though I suspect this guy won't learn no matter how many times he gets raped by a bunch of mad dwarfs :(
See, I've have already seen too much dodgyness for one life time, I've only been regularly driving for 1 and half years! Already too higher regularity of stuff happens.
I'll leave you with a few tips to reduce your bastardyness as a driver
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Take into consideration other drivers! We all have to share the road.
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Assess the situation properly! Can you proceed the way you planned? If not then don't!
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USE YOUR FOOKEEN EYE BALLS! Those little spherical objects in your skull? Very useful. Just simply seeing stuff is vitally important (I could do a couple of post about people who don't use them).
Till next time, CYA.
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Haha... loved this comment...
Haha... loved this comment...
I've read somewhere that 85% drivers would put themselves in the top 20% for their on road abilities. It's this arrogance and cuntism that forms the basis for this site!
Yeah it's shocking
I remmember watching this program which had this 19 year old guy saying then the commentator says ! The guy is 19 years old, he has written off 3 cars in 2 years yet he thinks he's a good driver!!!!! Wish he had done one over the edge of a cliff!
I'm suffering a stupidity induced apoplexy!
reminds me of...
This reminds me of a time when i was in a car with somebody (they were driving) and we were on the motorway. There were some roadworks on the right lane so there was sign that traffic was being reduced to 2 lanes. All the normal drivers had already moved over to the left 2 lanes. We were at the point where the lane on the right came to an end and out of nowhere comes this cunt down the right lane.
Basically to save himself having to get in line he thought he could just push his way in at the front. So when we didnt let him through - he just literally forced his way through and started shouting abuse at us.
WHAT A FUCKING PRICK!!! I hope that next time he tries this, he and his fake burberry cap go head first through the windscreen.
A painful quantity of people try that
Yeah there's road works on my way to and from work which reduce stuff to one lane. People try that all the time. Saves them sweet FA time but angers people no end.
Heh! Mad dwarves! Midgets
Heh! Mad dwarves! Midgets are the funniest things ever.
My ambition is to hurl one professionally. Just thought I'd share that in case anyone knows a midget who might be up for it.
And its only going to get
And its only going to get worse, as yet more and more "good" drivers pass their tests on the 8th or 9th attempt (all the best drivers pass on their second attempt apparently. That is clearly a lie, otherwise we'd all be doing it) and then go straight out and buy the worst POS they can find
This may be wrong of me, but if someone cuts me up or whatever, the next person I see who I don't like the look of who is driving shit bears my wrath. I figure karma will sort it out one way or another eventually.
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