Cheers Gordon... thanks a fucking lot...

 Another reason why Gordon Brown is a cunt, as if you needed one.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MASSIVE CUNT!

Face facts. You are a religious nutbar that needs to shut the fuck up about Rapture and the apocalypse, stop bumming kids and stop freaking stupid people out with your 'the end is nigh' bullshit. Fuck off and die in a fire, you cunt. 

Check out this piece of impartial journalism from the Daily Fail...

Can you see the faecal droplet headline right there, drumming up Nationalistic Rage in the bovine masses...

..... just in case you missed it, I've super zoomed it for you...

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has signalled that he will "keep going"
as leader even if Labour fails to secure a majority at the general
election.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8567880.stm

No one wanted you in the first place, you big cuntrag, and yet you STILL want to keep on as the leader of the opposition if you lost the election!?

Every morning, on my drive to work, I have to pass a school. This school, like most others, has a lollipopcunt to help the precious little moppets get across the road without being flattened like so many retarded hedgehogs. No problem so far (apart from the fact that this particular lollipopmong has a face that makes me want to hurl bricks at it - especially the smug look of satisfaction he seems to get from stopping traffic like he's fucking traffic-JESUS or something).

Happy New Year mother fuckers... even you cunts supporting the bin men. Like MadBloke says, no fucker reads this site anymore, so in a vain attempt of a Phoenix from the Flames, I'm bringing back trolling this year...

I get a lot of calls during the week from recruitment agencies. It's one of the more annoying things about updating your CV on Monster that for the next month or so you get phonecall after phonecall from soulless recruitment agencies doing anything to get you to take a job. Much like the Job Center really. Yesterday was no different...

I left the whole Jade Goody cancer thing alone, as I see did all our other writers. I'm actually quite shocked by this, especially the restraint Horse must have shown as I'm pretty sure he printed off Nato Forms and sent them to her house with his condolences but the announcement of a Jade Goody musical tribute to her life is a step to far.

Is the rest of the World that deluded with images of twiglike celebrities that they don't think fat, ugly people can't actually sing? Seriously, has Simon Cowell and the evils of the entertainment industry got us so brainwashed, the sheeple of the planet think Susan Boyd is the "current" Jesus?!

I just had to post this article published on the gazette website.

http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/blackpoolnews/Painters39-shortcut-leav...

It did give me quite a chuckle. However after reading it thoroughly, i again became concerned at just how fucking stupid people really can be. Please take note of the following paragraph